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New Liverpool young "Star" footballer
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Roy Hodgson recently flew out to Kabul to see this wonderful young 16 year old star football player. Got him signed up and back to Anfield.
His first match was for the 2nds against the United crew. He came on at half time and scored 5 goals.
Naturally, every one, including some of the 1st team squad, were all over him, congratulating him and saying what a future he had and even the locall Liverpool press interviewed him.
That evening, when showered, he got to the phone and called home.
His Mum answered.
"Mum, Mum, it has been the best day of my life. I came on at half time and scored 5 goals and everyone has been congratulating me and saying what a great future I have."
"It maybe the best day of your life, Son, but it's the worst day of my life."
"Why, what has happend?"
"Your Dad has been shot, your brothers are out in the city looting and your sister has been raped."
"Oh, Allah, what can I say?"
"You are the bastard that brought us to Liverpool......"
His first match was for the 2nds against the United crew. He came on at half time and scored 5 goals.
Naturally, every one, including some of the 1st team squad, were all over him, congratulating him and saying what a future he had and even the locall Liverpool press interviewed him.
That evening, when showered, he got to the phone and called home.
His Mum answered.
"Mum, Mum, it has been the best day of my life. I came on at half time and scored 5 goals and everyone has been congratulating me and saying what a great future I have."
"It maybe the best day of your life, Son, but it's the worst day of my life."
"Why, what has happend?"
"Your Dad has been shot, your brothers are out in the city looting and your sister has been raped."
"Oh, Allah, what can I say?"
"You are the bastard that brought us to Liverpool......"
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