Xmas Dirty one Lineres That Aren't...

[Jemisa]

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

jem

[whiskeryron]

ooh you are awful, but I like you !!!

[factor-fiction]

Thanks jem,
Dare I admit I don't understand three of them?

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

[pastafreak]

You're not fooling anyone with that rosy-cheeked avatar....... ;-))

[jackthehat]

Never mind understanding them..................did you laugh ?

And if you did...............why ?

[Jemisa]

JTH, -- Bah! Humbug to you too.

jem

[MarkRae]

> did you laugh?

No.

[marval]

I laughed

[~Wingnut~]

Made me chuckle too Jemisa :o)

Merry Christmas x

[piggynose]

r we supposed to laugh or pity you?

[sir.prize]

Some of my best toys run on batteries.

[factor-fiction]

Sorry, still struggling to work out:
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

[~Wingnut~]

The fruitcake one I assume would refer to someone whose a bit batty and did you get a piece of them *wink* *wink* ;o)

Lift up the skirt, Beef skirt? but refering to a ladys skirt and coming up for air? I'm only guessing at that one!

[Marijn]

Factor, could it be that real Xmas trees have a skirt to cover the bucket of mud, and someone wants to smell the pine smell? I don't know...

[Jemisa]

I think its an Americanism, anyone got an American pal?

I suppose it depends which road your sense of humour goes down & what path it takes, some peoples are smooth and clear others are full of S- - -
Mine though is slushy right now.