Much Loved Mouse (Sorry If I've Done This One)

[AB Editor]

A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it.

He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died and so he went to pay his respects. Naturally, he took the mouse, which was perched on his shoulder.

On his way home, he suddenly realized that the mouse was gone! He retraced all his moves for the day and realised that the last place he had seen the mouse was at the funeral. He raced back across town, but it was too late. The mouse must have jumped off his shoulder while he was sitting in the hearse. He spoke to the funeral directors, but they couldn't find it: it had completely vanished.

The man was filled with grief as he remembered an old adage his mother had told him time and time again as a kid:

Never lock a gift mouse in the hearse.

[China Doll]

Gosh... Michael Mckintyre must be shaking in his loafers... ;oP

[rowanwitch]

that's even worse......

[TheOtherHalf]

dont get it or is there a punch line coming ?

[bibblebub]

Started on the Harrods' crackers already?

[AB Editor]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Daily-Editor]

The joke wasn't funny but this sentence was.

The mouse must have jumped off his shoulder while he was SITTING IN THE HEARSE.

[mollykins]

The man was sat in the hearse, with the mouse on his shoulder, silly.

[sir.prize]

But mollykins, do people who attend funerals sit in the hearse? Surely that is for the deceased . .. . . .

[wildwood]

OMG! are we still in the JOKES section or have we sunk this far?