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The Lampton Worm
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Hi, The Lambton Worm was a hideous nasty creature that terrorised the locals near me in Newcastle many years ago. A brave lad decided to swipe at it with a sword and ended up in deeper do-do as each bit he chopped became another nasty worm. Ho ho. What to do? Read on here for more.
P.S. Famous eccentric and TV architecture pundit, Lucinda Lambton, is part of the illustrious family on whose estate the worm was supposed to rampage. They also built a massive triple size Greek temple on a hillside, called Penshaw Monument, for no apparent reason!
There was a terrible film made about this legend. "Lair of the White Worm". Hilarious rather than scary and definitely of its time. If you want to see Amanda Donohoe in some domme-like clothes, slaughtered Roman Virgins, and an idiot policeman then it's the film for you.
Alternatively there's an old Geordie song about the legent - see here: http://www.southshields-sanddancers.co.uk/lampton_worm.htm
If it's the same film I think the special effects were probably reorded in the Blue Peter Studio with smartie tubes and tissue paper. A low budget classic. Probably scared someone though?
Can not remember Amanda Donohoe going around slaughtering virgins although I often wondered what happened to them all.
Your answer much appreciated (and enjoyed)
I shall never forgive Amanda Donohoe though.