Irish Shopping.
Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies.
He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R in the other. Do you beknow what that means?"
"Aint got a clue, Paddy."
So Paddy turns to the shop assistant and asks him.
"That be, Sirr, R for the right boot and L for the left boot."
Mick, "Remarrrkkable, t'ey t'ink of everyt'ing these days."
Paddy, "Aaah now I know what C & A means in mee woife's panties....."