Michael Vaughan in fine Form last night at the ashes

[DTCwordfan]

I see Michael Vaughan was in fine form last night with the one liners like

"What do you call an Aussie who has a hundred runs to his name?"

The Bowler

"What do you call an Aussie carrying a bottle of champagne?"

Waiter.

I have posed on indecent joke on the jokes page but there are quips like

"Why do the Aussie cricketers sleep two to a bedroom?"
So the other can practice the Heimlich manoeuver when the other chokes.

For sale on e-bay. One Aussie Ashes tropny cabinet - hasn't been used for years.

Any others out there?

[mickrog]

http://www.dailystar....e-of-bubbly-A-waiter/

http://www.dailystar....e-of-bubbly-A-waiter/

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks Mick - I love the one about Australian men not taking their GFs to the cricket grounds - because the GFs would eat the grass.....

[mickrog]

whats the differance between ricki ponting and a funeral [email protected] funeral director doesnt keep losing the ashes

[mickrog]

http://blogs.coventry...d-kp-salutes-the.html

[mickrog]

well...........the aussies rubbed our noses in it for years ....let them have a taste....if they cant take it dont give it