Stand

[marval]

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.
The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever
seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No foot, no horse!”

The second horse says, “I’ll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with. I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective
work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!”

The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, “You’re right. I stand corrected

[D143237G]

Congratulations Marval. You have surpassed even your own personal worst. This one has shot right off the end of the 'Groan' scale. Keep them coming but only if they are new.

[mike11111]

Like it, though it may pass way over the heads of many.

[AB Editor]

Marval has passed the point where bad jokes are simply an art form - this is a science surely?

You have my full support in this endeavour!

Spare Ed