Dream on Rasman ☺ - there are many who would disagree with you. But I am a say-it-as-it-is type of woman. I hope I would never hurt anyone intentionally, but I truly do not see myself as a nice person.
That would be too much talking and not enough eating and drinking for me so mine would be: ttfn, mamya, lardy, boxy, Boo and Mcfluff and I suppose we'd have to have a few men so would have to invite buenchico, Chuck (cos he could sort my laptop out) and vibes and snags (cos I've always wanted a toyboy). You'd all have to bring a bottle of course.
Oh no, sorry but I don't do smelly cheese. A nice bit of ripe brie or camembert for me would do. Of course then we would have to do the port and brandy bit as well.