The Auction...

[Jemisa]

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off Joy-sticks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife : "Those they gave away."

Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off 'Lady Gardens'. The pretty ones went for a thousand quid and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

Husband : "That's where they held the auction."


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[AB Editor]

Ah, I love the word-filter...

[rowanwitch]

almost funnier with the substitutions