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Jemisa | 17:16 Mon 24th Jan 2011 | Career Advice
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A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule , Greenland , for 11 months without any leave, and reindeers' *** are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it is 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump Sugar out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?"
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For the pedantic - Yes that should be Militery...
No....for the pedantic it should military.
Military, even ?

I assume that this ought to be in Jokes ?..........it is rather difficult to tell, though....
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WHY?

Jem
are you sure it shouldn't be millinery punishment, what you get for wearing the wrong hat?
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jno, - You crack me up.

jem
hi jem, at this time on a monday night i dont think it matters where it is posted. its hardly buzzing is it ?
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You are right anne, it has been poor, no punters,

Gonna shut up shop now. night-night all.

jem
And a recent thread has already been pulled because of increasingly nasty answers.

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