Double Entendres Part One

smurfchops | 20:56 Tue 25th Jan 2011 | Jokes

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> 12 of the finest ever aired on British TV and radio:>
> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'>
> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'>
> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. >
> Oh my god !! What have I just said??'>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'>
>

2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate,

Double Entendres part two

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DTCwordfan

actually no 5 was Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show interviewing Arnie's wife, Winnie. He asked the question about what she did to wish Arnie luck before a major competition and she replied "Oh, I kiss his balls."

She did consult her lawyers about an injunction against showing the programme.

DTCwordfan

sorry about be pedantic!

David Coleman on Steve Cram (I think it was him and not Seb Coe) at the LA Olympics.

"He's coming round the last bend; he opens his legs and shows his class."

DTCwordfan

And on the Carson one,

Johnny apparently quipped in response, "I bet that made his putter rise."

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