Double Entendres part two

[smurfchops]

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
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> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'>
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'>
> 12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: ' Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

[MichaelZZ]

And one from the late, great Kenneth Wolstenholme, commentating on one of England's matches in the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, "... and away goes Mullery. Ball's loose on the right."

[marval]

Good ones, a few more here.

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?"

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry
jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

[cojones]

I've seen all these before, but they're still magnificent!! Classics!!

[cojones]

Have you heard this one then? The cricket commentator (forget his name now) commenting on a test match between England and the Windies. He said "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey."

[jd_1984]

All good, no.11 especially!

[sandyRoe]

Was it Jonners, Brian Johnston, who came out with the cricket one?

[fourteen85]

Yes