if the sale of goods act applied to footie/partners

[rowanwitch]

how many clubs could get their money back as goods were 'damaged' 'not fit for purpose' or 'not of a merchantable quality..'..
and even more so when the romance chip fails in partners after a few months...

[craft1948]

Has Redman lost his chips?

[ummmm]

Romance chip...mine was never fitted with a romance chip. His idea of romance is following me round the house with a stiffy....

[Davethedog]

Caveat emptor, Rowan, Caveat emptor

[B00]

I got a rollocing off Red once for suggesting that the dewy eyed romance crap wears off after a while :-(

[mccfluff]

pmsl @ ummmm

what's romance anyway?

[rowanwitch]

no problems his romance chip works just fine.... his washing up chip is a bit dodgy though

[ummmm]

I told him last night that I needed a new top for Saturday. Woke up this morning and there was £50 next to the bed. I was thinking how sweet until he phoned me and asked me to drop it off to his mate...it's the deposit for a stag do :-(

[rowanwitch]

Definitely comes under the sale of goods act...get your money back Ummmm and buy some flowers and chocolates

[Barmaid]

My chap's romance chip is present and correct. Unfortunately his hearing chip is totally absent (I have to repeat myself several times and sometimes say totally random things just to see if he is really listening like "I'm going to paint myself blue and run naked round the lake now sweetie"). Although my best friend suggests he is "clever deaf". He needs a new memory chip. His temper, ranting and road rage chips are currently over used.

[rowanwitch]

trouble is the manufacturers have often gone out of business, or no longer have the equipment to provide a replacement....