my favourite expression today is

[Booldawg]

'if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window'.

Whats yours? I'm hoping to learn some new ones.

[mccfluff]

bu&&er off i'm busy eating eating chocolate

[dotty.]

'pull your hat down tight and just LeDoux it'

[murraymints]

following a tiff with OH...you are no Tarzan and I am certainly not Jane !!!!

[ummmm]

Do you want me to lick it better....

[DTCwordfan]

currently "They couldn't even arrange an emergency evacuation in a firestation" as Sainsbury's made a complete dogs bol-ocks of a dinner of a standard fire drill test on Friday here in Truro.

[jackthehat]

Mine, this morning, has been..........
"Am I through to the right department; my garden wall has just blown over......?"

[murraymints]

JTH...oooohh....so sorry...happened to me last year ugggghhhhh!!!!!

[douglas9401]

He was at it like a tramp eating chips.

[McMouse]

It's not the coughin' that carried him off, it's the coffin they carried him off in.

[McMouse]

"Who lit the fuse on her tampon" could get some mileage on CB.

[DEN53]

Things can only get better - but I doubt it.....(;0 (

[mccfluff]

yep :-)

[woofgang]

In the end it will all be fine.....if its not fine, its not the end.

[LoftyLottie]

Today my favourite expression seems to be "Put off until tomorrow what you should do today" Much better than the real expression!!

[allinise]

from an elderly lady whom I was trying to help cross the road 'these cars, they're just like men.....on you before you know where you are!'

[sandyRoe]

His(or her) head's full of wee sweetie mice. Meaning that they weren't the sharpest knife in the box.