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St. Valentines' Day. How many?
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Wandering through the Valentines aisle in tesco t'other day, looking at all the guff and trash that probably only appeals to young teenagers, I wondered how many couples would seperate as a result of receiving something out of this aisle? You know: which cow sent you this? Was her from your office you went to the do with at Christmas? Well, fk you. we're finshed! Well done Tesco!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I really don't see this scenario at all, but then we don't do Valentines in our house. Surely you would only separate if the couples got cards from other people? - lots of together people buy them and send them to each other, happens with nearly all the couples I know!
Don't blame Tesco alone though, our whole high street had gone valentine-barmy. I think that if anyone's up to no good they are more likely to send an e-card or a text than a great big card.
Don't blame Tesco alone though, our whole high street had gone valentine-barmy. I think that if anyone's up to no good they are more likely to send an e-card or a text than a great big card.
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Not necessarily so, pinki. Many years ago my boss had upset the whole workforce, he had been particularly obnoxious and blunt - a Yorkshire man (that will get me some response no doubt).
Such was the general discontent I decided to send him a Valentine card. It read 'You are pretty in 2 ways. 1 - pretty ugly and 2 - pretty likely to stay that way. I got someone else to address the envelope so he wouldn't recognise my handwriting and sent it to him at the office. I was mortified when he came up to me and thanked me for the card, but I kept a straight face anyway. I did not keep the same straight face when i discovered he had said the same thing to everyone else . A lesson was learned that day, for his mood improved significantly☺
Such was the general discontent I decided to send him a Valentine card. It read 'You are pretty in 2 ways. 1 - pretty ugly and 2 - pretty likely to stay that way. I got someone else to address the envelope so he wouldn't recognise my handwriting and sent it to him at the office. I was mortified when he came up to me and thanked me for the card, but I kept a straight face anyway. I did not keep the same straight face when i discovered he had said the same thing to everyone else . A lesson was learned that day, for his mood improved significantly☺
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