Tax Dodger.............

[ELVIS68]

The Government claimed a small Cumbrian farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to investigate him.


Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.

I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.

[squarebear]

lol sounds about right.

[DTCwordfan]

What's your point?

[squarebear]

It's a joke. The farmer is saying he must be mad for doing all that.

[wildwood]

I didn't see that one coming! ☺