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Ta Mike!
Reminded me of a Joke, which belongs to Tim Vine I believe.
"So I used to be a police officer and one evening while walking my "beat" I noticed a Ford Delta estate parked illegally. When I got closer I noticed that there were two African warriors inside dancing with one hand each thrust out and clasping the other and cheek to cheek.
As the situation was clearly more serious than I imagine I called for back-up by picking up my Police radio and radioing over:
Zulu Tango Delta."
Now, I didn't say it was a good joke before you mention it.