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Ever wanted to kill the customer in front of you?
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This morning in the building society there was one cashier working and an elderly gent in the queue in front of me. He announced he wanted to pay money into the accounts of each of his grandchildren.. He then began a laborious search of his person for the account books. When asked how much he was paying in, he looked blank and then began another laborious search for his cheque book. He then very slowly wrote out 5 cheques to go with the 5 account books. As the cashier was processing the transaction, he began gathering up leaflets from the counter and then grilled her with questions such as "What is a bond?"
He was with the cashier for nearly 25 minutes - the transaction could have been dealt with in 2 minutes if he'd gone in with the books and cheques at the ready. Everyone in the queue behind me walked out.
I must confess the red mist rose up before my eyes.
He was with the cashier for nearly 25 minutes - the transaction could have been dealt with in 2 minutes if he'd gone in with the books and cheques at the ready. Everyone in the queue behind me walked out.
I must confess the red mist rose up before my eyes.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was a bit put out years ago when I used to work at the local DVLA on the public counter doling out tax discs. A showman came in to pay for a tax disc on one of his fairground vehicles, something like £350. he'd brought in a large glass jar. He paid in mostly pennies and two pences i could have served about half a dozen customers while i had to count that out. B**stard.
Years ago I had a customer who wanted to buy about £1000 worth of goods. I spent ages with him while he fussed about trying to decide what he wanted. When he finally came to a conclusion as to what he wanted, he tried to pay me in travellers cheques drawn on the bank of india. When I told him we didn`t accept that form of
payment I had to stand and listen to him banging on about how we had insulted his country by not accepting them. He carried on for about an hour. That was the only time I have ever gone home from work and needed a drink.
payment I had to stand and listen to him banging on about how we had insulted his country by not accepting them. He carried on for about an hour. That was the only time I have ever gone home from work and needed a drink.
As per Jem ^. I never get impatient in queus any more. It's just not worth it. All it does is make you angry and raises your blood pressure. People can talk all they like to cashiers, etc. It might be the only person they talk to all day in some cases!
I do sometimes have a flick through the magazines at supermarket checkouts though whilst I waiting. Nice and relaxing!
I do sometimes have a flick through the magazines at supermarket checkouts though whilst I waiting. Nice and relaxing!