why men don't make good agony aunts

crisgal | 22:39 Sat 12th Feb 2011 | Jokes

4 Answers

Dear Jim

I was driving to work, as usual this morning, when, less than a mile down the road, the car spluttered and stalled. It wouldn't re-start so I walked home.
When I went in I found my husband in bed with the 19 year old daughter of my best friend. He confessed to having an affair with her for the last two years and told me our marriage was over.
I am absolutely devastated and just don't know what to do. Please help me!

Dear reader

First of all let me assure you that yours is not the first to break down and most certainly will not be the last. The most common cause of it occuring in the first mile is dirt in the fuel filter.
Hope that helps.
jim