suggestions please

[slinky.kate]

i am going out with my friend mext monday to the bingo,they are having a 'do' for valentines day,meal,chocs.etc.they are having a competition for a valentine card for the caller,'craig' so any verses or ideas would be good,and ideas to make a funny card,sorry its such a big 'ask'but since its quiet here.........

[pa___ul3]

"forget 2 fat ladies and legs eleven,
let's got for a quick 'little duck' and I'll take you to heaven!"

[NazNomad]

You could offer to polish his balls.

[Sqad]

Above 2 posts....LOL

[Bbbananas]

lol'ing too.....

Hello sqadders, my knight in shining armourous.... x

[mike11111]

I only want 69.

[slinky.kate]

ha ha ha,i'll use these on my made up card,brilliant,keep going.......

[NazNomad]

Two fat ladies ... yeah, in your dreams, Craig.

[slinky.kate]

found this on google.
Craig
you and i
are pretty unusual
'i am pretty'
AND
you are unusual

[slinky.kate]

just to let you know i used some of your verses and won first prize,£20,red rose and a heart balloon.thank you

[Jan1957]

Well done slinky. Good on you. :-)

[crisgal]

whereabouts is your local bingo hall? If you don't mind me asking!

[slinky.kate]

i was chuffed to bits