JJ's Dead Certs

[joggerjayne]

With jolly names like this, these horses CAN'T LOSE !

All at Folkestone:

2.00 ... Snow Patrol

2.30 ... Bohemian Rock

3.30 ... In Good Honds

4.30 ... Jordan

5.00 ... Snakebite

The "AnswerBank Guarantee" ...

... If these horses don't win, The Ed will give you your stake back.

[yogi-bear]

Ermmmmm.....None out of 2 so far JJ..............lol :0) x

[askyourgran]

Oh dear jj don't give up your day job,..... the Ed owes me a tenner,

[yogi-bear]

LOL....i'll give you this, JJ....you're consistant :0) xx


For the 3.30pm, the link says '11 ran '...what it omits to say is that JJ's choice ran in the other direction up the course!...........LOL

Should be 'JJ Dead Certs to lose your dosh!'.......lol again :0)

[yogi-bear]

Oh.....None outta 3..........lol again btw

[lesblue]

In the 2.30, one of the jockeys "rode a finish" a lap too early. Bet he felt silly.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, poop.

But, you see, if any of them win, you get really good odds, so you're in profit.

[yogi-bear]

Yay!! she picked a winner....so 1/5 not bad is it?......lol

4-1 fav at the 4.30....Jordan....well done JJ :0) xx


Now i intend to be on the team that wins about £120 tonight at our weekly pub quiz....happy days...and bring it on! :0)

[joggerjayne]

One of them won ?

Woo Hoooo !!

Oh, but at 4/1 ... that's not quite enough to make up for the others.

No, hang on ...

I bet £50 (4 x £10)

At 4/1 I get £40 plus my £10 stake back.

So I've broken even.

Oh, well, that's not so bad, is it?

=0)

[DTCwordfan]

I think the conclusion of this is to stick the daytime job, jayne!

George said to Fred, 'I put £100 on a horse last week and he came in at twenty five to one.', 'Wow! you must be loaded', said Fred. 'Not really' said George, 'the rest of the field came in at twelve thirty.

[joggerjayne]

Aww, come on, DTC ...

It was a bit of fun, and I didn't lose anything.

=0)

I just need to hold on to my Friday night Blackjack kitty.

[yogi-bear]

"I just need to hold on to my Friday night Blackjack kitty".

I know a Saturday night Fruit Salad pussy ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

I'm just teasing........breakeven is ok...

My best friends - her dad ran the Derby so they were/are well up on the geegees. However, my best win came their daughter (my godaughter). I had just flown in from Hong Kong and was staying with them over the w/end to break the jet lag. We went to a point-to-point on the edge of Surrey/Sussex. She was six.....we looked at the horses (a complete lottery). I asked B which one we should go for and she chose the rider with a pink strip.

It came in - £10 @ 50-1. £200 onto her account and £300 in my pocket.

[joggerjayne]

LOL Yogi ... x

Wow, DTC ... that was a nice surprise. Sounds like her method for selecting horses was as informed as mine. I just go for the names. But, sometimes, they do win.