Senior Moments....

[mrs_overall]

One of the offspring asked for a CD for Xmas. I went in HMV & found I couldn't remember the name of the CD or the band. The best I could come up with was that it was something to do with the Girl Guides, but the staff looked blank. I had to come away empty handed. When I got home I remembered the name of the band - Scouting for Girls

[ChuckFickens]

Is the senior moment because you've missed Christmas by over 2 months?

[Old_Geezer]

I thought that was an arrestable offence ?

[hellywelly4]

I know just what you mean - I've discovered this morning that I've been wearing odd earring for quite a while. They are very similar but I never noticed, and worse still, no-one told me!!!

[mrs_overall]

We've had Christmas already???????? Damn!

[mrs_overall]

lol!

[society]

Last week I took the rubbish out and meant to throw it in the bin. Instead I walked straight to work with it (I live 5 minutes walking distance from my job). When I reached to work and was buzzed in at the entrance, the person asked where was I going with that sack of rice, mind you it was also 2 am. I was so embarrassed.

[mccfluff]

i went out to meet a mate, well he was droppig my work keys off, he rang me and said he was outside but over the road so of i went, went i got back in a realised i had my pj's and slippers on

[Old_Geezer]

That DJ sounds really hot!

[mrs_overall]

Good job you dont sleep in the nuddy fluff!

[mccfluff]

i do - i wear my pj's at night before i go to bed and then put them on in the morning to make a cup of tea.....

that sounds really weird

[flump1]

mrs o, I pulled into the drive thru at the local McDonalds and ordered the boneless box....only to be told by a very bemused cashier that it was only available at KFC, ....a few miles further down the road, ooops !!!

[mccfluff]

i don;t think i;d be able to order a 'bonless box' without a giggling fit, in fact i just couldn;t do it

[flump1]

ahhhh mccfluff, tis grand...give it a whirl : ))

[LoftyLottie]

Only this morning whilst making him indoors some sandwiches I through the bits of salad left over into my cup of tea instead of the kitchen compost bin!! But then I don't function properly until midday!!

[mccfluff]

flump i can't even say it in my head without laughing...

[AB Editor]

1.Tin-foil in the fridge

2.Milk in the cupboard

3.Take clean clothes out of washing machine, take them upstairs, put them in the washing basket.

There are more...but I'm so absent minded.

Spare

[janzman]

Sometimes I have a C.R.A.F.T. day.

Can't
Remember
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Flipping...clean version
Thing

[craft1948]

Oi !!

[ChuckFickens]

Apt :)