What would you do?

[TWR]

What would you do if you where walking down any pavement, any where & someone with a bowler hat kicked you in the crutch! what would you do? how would you react?

[DTCwordfan]

or like Steed from the Avengers.

[Buenchico]

My post was only based upon guesswork, Cazzz, but it's a standard trick in psychological testing to try to draw a respondent's attention away from one possible answer by making them concentrate on an alternative.

By mentioning a particular physical characteristic of the aggressor (i.e. that he's wearing, or at least in possession of, a bowler hat) it makes the person reading the question think about the attacker, rather than about their own physical response to the attack.

[NazNomad]

The OP never mentioned male/female, or even testicles ...

[TWR]

I did not intend this Question to be a puzzle, but to the way we, all have to deal in a real world!!!! I think the Question is maybe a little bit puzzling but as said, not intentional to be misleading & getting away from the point of the Question, I am not after top answers of thousands as I do not come onto Chatter bank often enough, as you may see I do not give out best answers as I think everyone in their own way gives out very good answers except a few.

[askyourgran]

He just mentioned 'the crutch' which now turns out to be 'the crotch' naz! Whether or not it was someone with a bowler hat (you naturally think male), the kick would probably double you up and maybe the victim would fleetingly be a little surprised because the b'&&er looked like a city type. By the time he/she recovered he be long gone.

[TTG]

Take his bowler hat and throw it at him like Odd Job in James Bond.

[anneasquith]

the answer to thid. is going to be sooooo disappointing.

[wishy123]

I'd pull his bowler hat down so the rim broke off and ended up round his neck. With any luck the hat would be full of shaving cream that would squirt out through a hole in the top. Then I'd throw a bucket of water over him and try to get away in my car, except that all the doors would suddenly fall off. PS Crutch and crotch are both acceptable usage in this context according to my dictionary.

[Eve]

Try and get away from them probably - guess that makes me non-confrontational coward. I don't think violence would occur to me unless I was fighting them off - not that I'd probably do a very good job of that either depending on the person (male/female/build etc...) and when and where.

[ClareA]

I would deck them. I have a mean right hook.

[TWR]

Westminister Bridge, Bowler hat!

[TWR]

Buenchico! I'm sure you know where this is going!

[looobylooo]

any chance of the answer yet twr? :o)

[TWR]

Bowler hat brigade heading North into the big house of lies, My Lords is there another way we can kick these stupid people for more money! Hence, Kick you in the crotch, Stupid you may think! reality it is.

[jackthehat]

How very disapointing..................:o(

Will you be asking any other pointless, badly veiled questions, today ?

[looobylooo]

oh right ............ errr ok ...............................

glad i checked in now to see the answer ..................