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[Groupie]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.
"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs then slipped his hand into her Snickers.
He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic TacIt was a Fab moment as she screamed with Turkish Delight!
But 3 days later his Sherbert Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!.

[NazNomad]

He'd probably been with Five Boys, he's a one, that Bertie.

[weecalf]

Allway thought bertie bassett was agood footballer .....he had a sweet left fooot

[merciasounds]

Well, as long as she wasn't left holding the jelly babies...

[askyourgran]

All for the sake of a bit of Turkish Delight.

[JonnyBoy12]

"Sweet" of you to put this joke here, Groupie!

[DTCwordfan]

This is rapidly turning into Marathon...

Mis Rowntree obviously has him by the Curly Wurlys now if his Tic Tak is flake-y

Time Out for me.......

[Metaphysicalus]

Naughty Bertie should be Candy Caned