I've got to colour my gusset in with black marker pen.

[Bbbananas]

I do hope no-one at the gym notices when I bend down.

It all happened because I washed my gym kit at the weekend, put the trackie bottoms on the worktop, which had been wiped down with bleach, and I ended up with bleached patches around the gusset area. They settled down into a turdy pale brown colour.

Now I have to find a black marker pen to go over the bleach mark. I hope I don't sweat (perspire) too much in that particular area & the colour comes off - could look very suspicious, not to mention stomach churning.

[anotheoldgit]

What the latter?

[jamesnan]

On the subject of marker pens - a friend and her husband were getting ready to go to the mum's funeral. Out came the man's suit an hour or two before the time to go, and imagine the horror when it was noticed that a moth had got into the woollen suit and there were holes all around the top half of the trousers. No time to buy another, and he HAD to go. Out came the black marker pen, and the holes were filled in black (the pants below) Jacket over the top, and off you go!!!