Foot in Mouth Disease.

[Bbbananas]

Just had a patient ringing up to chase an appointment. She gave the surname of 'Drought'.

Smartarse here quips "Oh, I bet you're a bit dry aren't you.....?"

She didn't laugh. Turns out she was chasing up a gynaecology referral.

[dotty.]

do you know how much jobseekers allowance is these days?

[Sqad]

salla

http://www.lexic.us/d...n-of/kraurosis_vulvae

[craft1948]

Years ago we had to wear stupid Buzby badges at work. Mine was pinned just above my right boob. A male customer pointed at it and said "That's nice", to which I replied "What's wrong with the other one".................he reported me :-(

[mccfluff]

ha ha, love it

[Bbbananas]

don't make me feel tooooo guilty sqad - (ssshhh - it's actually a prolapse problem).

Honestly, some people have no sense of humour.

I laughed the other day when a man in a breast clinic asked me if I was a patient. I replied yes, I was. He stared directly at my breasts and boldy said "I wish I was the doctor...."

You've got to have a perspective on these things. Laughter is the best medicine I say ;-)