If I need to take a steamy dump (as well as a p!ss) I sit - can't be bothered with all that re-positioning. I learnt the hard way to keep the pink bazooka pushed down during the p!ss.
Sorry to sound simple, but why do women always expect the loo to be left ready for their use? Do men never complain that women leave the seat down and they have to lift it?
I believe there is a campaign in Germany to encourage men to sit when they pee.
Apparently they think it more hygienic (presumably there's less spillage!)