Gawd, the poor woman, she'll be living that one down for years won't she?
I've made similar wordy gaffes throughout the years (that surprises you doesn't it?) one of the ones that Mr Boo often dredges up for cheap laughs is....
"dunnit it get later alot earlier now?"
What I actually meant was "aren't the longer evenings in summer lovely?"
awww bless her, ...my claim to daft is reading out a warning ticket, advising dog owners not to leave their dogs in cars, Dogs die in hot cars.....came out as hot dogs die in cars...doh !! Oh for a rewind button .