facebook status

[zzxxee]

A friend talking about her ex husbands dippy intelligence
she described him as " more inbred than a sandwich filling "

made me giggle anyway :0)
anyone read any good status or facebook comments lately ?

[NazNomad]

I attribute most of my good days to a couple of people with voodoo dolls cancelling each other out.

[Stephen_G]

It is mine though. I posted it last night.

"O...K..... Slightly concerned of Stockton.

TV is off. No stereo in room. Laptop on and earplugs in. WMP is off. Media Centre is off. Youtube is NOT open in Firefox or IE. How the f**k am I listening to Iron Man by Black Sabbath?"

You've dropped off my list, btw... :-|

[zzxxee]

mine currently is" when bald men wear polo neck jumpers, why do they remind me of roll on deodorants ?"

[natalie]

I hate Facebook status' that are constant moans (usually off the same person)
Hav eyou seen these pages yet about grandparents eg- brb nans just set a chav on fire? :D
xD