My contribution to Daffy's Day..........
David and Patrick, his Irish mate, were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening a little worse for the wear from the excesses of drinking too much "Double Dragon".
David spots a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings.
"Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says David
So David walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does the business.
David then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next"
So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings......