Worst Chat up lines....

[jd_1984]

You have used or heard...?

[jd_1984]

Must be X rated then! Dont worry, it will probably come to me later.

[Hopkirk]

He says "May I ask you a personal question, do you sleep on your stomach?"

She answers something like "No, why?"

He says "Do you mind if I do?"

[karenmac60]

I was once approached by a guy with a missing front tooth who said 'I can suck your nipple through the gap in my teeth'. I declined whilst gagging :)

[jd_1984]

^^^ you never went for it????

[ELVIS68]

Walk up to two women and ask the ugliest one if she wants to dance, when she says yes... tell her to fook off and dance while you chat up her mate

[Hopkirk]

Does that work, Elvis?

[ELVIS68]

Yes Hopkirk...sort of....I married the fat one

[Hopkirk]

Did the ugly one come to the wedding?

[ELVIS68]

Yep and she looked stunning

[craft1948]

Sid Sexist........................
Him: Eh pet do ya like fruit?
Her: Aye
Him: Well suck my **** it's a peach.............

[Marijn]

Men who you've only just met who ask you "Where do you live?", and they want you to be specific, are creepy.