What part of.... (18+)

[Jemisa]

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?



Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'



Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'



'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.



Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'



The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'



Johnny said: 'Well, I walked into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


The Nun fainted!

[NazNomad]

loooool

[Bbbananas]

You do have a naughty streak jem !!!!

[flobadob]

Jemisa has someone hacked your account or are you just a naughty naughty girl?

[Jemisa]

mmm! yes I suppose I have but I did give a warning sall - 18+ - I hope it doesn't offend anyone, Perhaps ED will 'pull' it.

jem

[tiggerblue10]

Lol

[Bbbananas]

I'm sure not - there have been far worse on here! This is a cracker as that Irish chap with the glasses (long deceased) used to say. Frank someone?

[tiggerblue10]

Carson.

[Bobbisox]

brilliant Jem x

[Bbbananas]

Thanks tigger. I had Butcher in mind, but knew I was very wrong....!

[flobadob]

Newsflash. Frank Carson ain't dead.

[marval]

lol