How rude!

[Count-A-Strong]

The countess has been to her sisters 40th birthday bash and I've been sent a picture of the 'waiters' she's hired for the night. Large black aprons but no pants! Should I be jealous ?

[NazNomad]

"Large black aprons but no pants"

Depends how you punctuate it.

[boxtops]

Nooo, they're wearing aprons.

[seekeerz]

Nah !!

[Jan1957]

Depends what they've got under the aprons?

[douglas9401]

Of course not, you have pants.

[boxtops]

You could always get a black apron, and go along and join in....

[starone]

Sounds good. and count, yes you should be jealous, otherwise what's the point?

[Count-A-Strong]

But my bottom is much hairier and I don't have a six pack 8-(

[boxtops]

Get an apron with a bib then, so as not to frighten the guests.

[LoftyLottie]

Yuk, waiters with no pants, how unhygienic!!

[boxtops]

...and get your bum waxed.

[Count-A-Strong]

I can sense that you're on her side.

[boxtops]

It could be a career changing moment for you....

[Count-A-Strong]

Well to be honest me and the brother on law did send a pic of ourselves posing but I think it may have convinced the ladies otherwise. My other SIL has posted the pic on Facebook advertising us for hire. So far, no takers.

[douglas9401]

Easier to valet park the bike with the wax.

[NazNomad]

If, when she come home, she says she's never going back, you'll know she's had black.

[Count-A-Strong]

Maybe she won't come home if it's that good Naz. Ah well, as long as she's happy.

[NazNomad]

lol, you're a perfect husband ... almost too perfect.