Noooooooooooooooooo

[DEN53]

http://www.metro.co.u...e-four-hour-erections

[Old_Geezer]

Legs akimbo ? That's one heck of a yoga position !

[Barmaid]

I read this bit and thought it was either very weird or very kinky.

A bite from the spider could also have some other, nastier, side effects, including loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and oxygen deprivation.

So great - you get a four hour erection, crap yourself, can't walk, feel like you've been kicked in the nads and then like you are being strangled.

[joggerjayne]

You'd hope that, after four hours, most guys would do an impressive ... you know ...

... "finish" ... which would be jolly.

[joggerjayne]

Kicked in the nads and strangled, barmaid?

Only MPs enjoy that sort of sex.

[Barmaid]

I did wonder if it was a conservative party manifesto.

[DTCwordfan]

there was a headline in the Scotsman many years ago after locals in Edinburgh, just near the Haymarket, complained of the smell of burning rubber from a house of ill-repute. Thed headline ran "Council go in to look for Unauthorised Erections"

Four hours.....ouch....though I could tell one story but won't......it is not the 9pm watershed!

[redman41]

Hi DEN !
The mind boggles, don't fancy going out with a bulge in my pants or a pocket full of spiders ! lol