Queen

[marval]

Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.

They had Queen Nyteshade arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape.

This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit.

The following was printed in the paper the next day.

Small medium at large.

[MichaelZZ]

Which reminds me of the newspaper headline when an inmate escaped from the lunatic asylum and raped a laundry worker:









Nut bolts, screws washer.

[sandyRoe]

Then there was the famous headline when Caledonian Thistle beat an under par Celtic;
Super Cele are fantastic, Celtic are atrocious

[askyourgran]

Lol Michael that was funnier. Sorry marvel.

[sidkid]

What about the headline when that famous French city announced it was planning to demolish two of its public conveniences: Toulouse to lose two loos......

[nightmare]

Sandy,
the headline was actually
Super Caley go ballistic; Celtic were atrocious