No offence...!

[jd_1984]

Why is it that people say "No Offence" and then say something to you that IS offensive. As if the pre warning/apology makes up for it.....?

[jd_1984]

Lol ^^^

[boxtops]

When people ring you up at work, and ask if you are well etc etc - just get bl00dy on with it, I've got a job to do...

[mccfluff]

no offence but like i give a f**k, lol this could go on :-)

[DEN53]

or - I'm not being funny but..............................your bum does look big in that dress...

[4getmenot]

I'm not being funny but...I cant help it :-)

[boxtops]

I asked my ex if he liked my dress - and he laughed. That's when I broke the glass door on his head.

[4getmenot]

I tried some leggings on once and my bloke cracked up and said I looked like Robin Hood, I like that he can say it, I myself knew they looked crap with my cankles

[ClareA]

I know someone who says 'I'm not being funny, but..', or 'Don't take this the wrong way..', and then comes out with something really inoffensive. That's almost more unsettling. Mind, she also says 'To cut a long story short..', and then goes on for twenty minutes.