Choose, or reject, your AB neighbour

[Poor-Alfie]

Dot would be rejected , I would be arrested for smashing in her stereo.


on one side i would have the builder (because i find it very easy to be idle)

on the other side, sara3......clothes, washing line , that bum , get the drift?

[sara3]

ummmm, I think the word "nice" has been copyrighted!

[netibiza]

Well the biddies are I would all be in an old peoples home, so that would mean my neighbours would be Robinia, Shaney, lottie, woofy, jude, dolly and jno, there'd be a spare room for Vinny when he decides to turn up!

[mccfluff]

we'd have to negotiate a discount at the offy...

old peoples home at the end of the road

[The Builder]

I'm honoured Alfie .................. I like your style. Good choice with Sara ......... there's a lot more to her than a pert bum you know ;o)

[sara3]

lol, you can move in any day, The Builder ;o)

[sara3]

and you can fit that window thingy in my bathroom!

[The Builder]

In case you're wondering Alfie, Sara spent so much on diamond-encrusted taps there was no money left over for the roof window that I wanted............

[sara3]

yeah, but look at all the money I saved you when you didn't buy me THAT RING!

[cazzz1975]

sara's taps are awesome!! I am jealous

[sara3]

awhh thanks Cazzz.. if you want to be my neighbour I will grant you visitation rights ;o)

[cazzz1975]

I like shiny things :)

[snags]

''I'd reject.... snags, he probably knows too much already''

You know those times when you wished you'd never looked but it's too late to 'unsee'...

[cazzz1975]

I have seen a few chipolata's at those moments snags :(

[snags]

You're obviously in the wrong supermarket and looking down the wrong aisle...

[mccfluff]

i feel ill

[snags]

You don't look to good from here either x

[snags]

^ too

[mccfluff]

i know i scared myself when i looked in the mirror

[Lore]

I take it back! I refuse to reject anyone.