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The Sign!
> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said: Two Prostitutes - £50.00.
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
>
> 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
pertains to religion.'
>
> The following day the same police officer noticed the same two prostitutes
driving around with a large sign on their car. He thought he had an easy
arrest until he read their new sign:
>
>
> Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter .............£50
which said: Two Prostitutes - £50.00.
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
>
> 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
pertains to religion.'
>
> The following day the same police officer noticed the same two prostitutes
driving around with a large sign on their car. He thought he had an easy
arrest until he read their new sign:
>
>
> Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter .............£50
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