Good Stuff.

[wildwood]

REALLY FUNNY!

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said,
'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy

Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'

[The-Toff-]

not funny at all,

[cupid04]

you have no sense of humour then, Toff.

[The-Toff-]

i have a good sense of humour cupid, but this is not funny.

[anneasquith]

was funny !

[The-Toff-]

yes, about as funny as a dose of piles,lol,