3 bad ways to cross the road

[romzana]

3 bad ways to cross the road

[boxtops]

Is this a crossword clue please? if so, how many letters in the answer? (You've popped in Jobs, which is a bit confusing, unless your job is a lollipop lady!)

[factor-fiction]

(a) on your hands and knees
(b) with your eyes shut
(c) naked

[Maydup]

Backwards
Blindfolded
Barefoot

[woofgang]

Slowly
Carrying a banner that says "please knock me down and squash me flat"
Wearing Tarmac camouflage

[whiskeryron]

In a Hedgehog Suit
In a Fox Suit
Dressed In a Black Cat Suit at night

[atalanta]

On a pogo-stick
Upside down, walking on your hands
Doing cartwheels all the way across

[factor-fiction]

There you are - you only needed 3 but you've got 18 from the everhelpful Answerbankers.
If you want to round it up to 20 I could add:
- follow a snail
- leaping from one speeding car's roof to another