Moony has a spot of Trouble
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers
were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was
sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had
remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any
knowledge of what was going on. He found Moonraker crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?" Moonraker looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"