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ribbon salesman
Yankel Goldstein is in his 80s but still gainfully employed as a ribbon salesman. He goes in to see the buyer at Macy's New York. The buyers has NEVER bought anything from him but to get rid of him he says "ok I'll buy a length of ribbon that stretches from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis". A few days later, 4 lorry loads of ribbon arrive. The salesman says, "but I only wanted a length of ribbon that stretched from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis". Yankel says, "Yes, I know, but the tip of my penis is in Poland ". ( I know I know, it's an oldie )
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