Met this sailor and.......

[McMouse]

......he said he was a Rear Admiral. He suggested splicing the mainbrace.

[Bobbisox]

I love your jokes MMc.......:O)

[steg]

did he like going up the poop deck?

[Bbbananas]

lol - all 3 of you.
You are very naughty McM - I've told you that before. I love it.

[redman41]

Royal Navy Motto= Rum, Bum, and a Mouth Organ

[mccfluff]

lol

[McMouse]

I liked the cut of his jib and was buoyed up when he mentioned his block & tackle.

[RATTER15]

Im not even going to mention thick seamen!!!

I will be banned for sure, ive never been banned, I kinda feel left out.

[McMouse]

You'll be ok Ratter ed will never fathom out your post.

[Bbbananas]

I prefer practising on the cleats myself...

[Slapshot]

I just keep thinking of Captain Pugwash.......

[Bbbananas]

So do I - he's gone to Australia for 3 weeks. Without me :-(

[Bbbananas]

(But he's not into bumming....)

[andy-hughes]

Slapshot - the 'Captain Pugwash' names are apocryphal -

http://www.everything...1973efd267fad-34.html

[Slapshot]

...and to think when we were kids it was all so innocent....Master Bates the First Mate, Seamen Staines, Roger The Cabin Boy.....fantastic

[owdhamer]

Did he mention bending down to inspect the golden rivet ?

[andy-hughes]

Did you check my link Slapshot - these names are not, and never were real!

[Slapshot]

Filtered out on our IT systems. Leave us with the fun bits....

[redman41]

owdhamer ! Brings back memories, that Golden Rivet !!! lol