The reason you've looked and looked and are unable to find the answer is that the figures don't exist. There are too many variables involved including such factors as hypersensitivity, race and body mass.
Cotinine, a nicotine metabolite has a half-life of around 19 hours. However urinary excretion is dependant upon the race of the individual. For example, African Americans tend to excrete cotinine slower than white races.
Caffeine in urine presents its own problems. Less than 5% of caffeine is excreted in the urine unchanged.The half-life of caffeine is highly variable and dependent on several factors. Generally speaking, younger patients, particularly infants, as well as patients with cytochrome P450 inhibition, such as pregnant patients and patients with cirrhosis, have longer caffeine half-lives than the 4.5-hour half-life in healthy, adult, nonsmoking patients. The lethal dose is approximately 150 - 200 mg/Kg. Death is associated with a serum concentration above 80 ug/ml