April Fool's

[Halifaxmum]

It's almost April Fool's - what's the best one you've done/experienced/heard of?

[karenmac60]

My ex had a small safe in his work. He pretended to jam his thumb in it and grasped his hand while dropping a slightly mashed raw sausage, covered in fake blood on the floor while squeezing the tube of fake blood with his 'injured' hand in order to get the right spurting look. Most of the staff were in on it, but the poor guy who wasn't nearly puked/passed out.

[Postdog]

The WORST was many years ago when Graeme Dene was a breakfast DJ on Capital in London. EVERY time check was an hour in front, and thinking I was an hour late for work, I rushed, fell over in the street, sprained my ankle and was off for a week. Yeah OK I shoulda checked elswehere, but you trust them not to muck about like that, and when you think it's 8.30, you panic.

[Halifaxmum]

ha ha ha karen - that is mean! but funny!

post - that reminds of my secondary school teacher who called a whole-school assembly to tell us that the school was going to teach only boys and the girls would be expelled. Funny to look back on now, but caused a hell of a lot of tears at the time.

[slinky.kate]

when we were at the bingo and everyone shouted HOUSE' at the same time ,unbeknown to us we were all playing the same book,we got a good laugh.

[Halifaxmum]

kate - brilliant! if i was going to mecca, i'd look out for that one lol

[TTG]

My Mum is a Cliff Richard fan and I always play the same joke every year on her.
Cliff is in concert soon at a hall near where she lives for example.

Cliff is on tv around 11:30am....this is todays.

[mccfluff]

i just walked into sales - genuinely looking for the IT guy and everyone stopped looked at me and almost as one, said they weren;t falling for it.

i think i may have pranked them to many times. i may mock a speeding fine up in a mo, see if that works

[milly143]

I don't know if Radio 2 are trying to pull some sort of April Fool. But that is definitely not Ken Bruce talking now. My guess is Rob Rydon doing his Ken impression. Badly. Ken isn't Welsh.

[mccfluff]

my mother just got me --- my mother arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jemisa]

C'mon, there's a couple of hours left yet, what can I do to fool H, (he's pretty gullable)

jem