I am from the Gaming Board and I am concerned that there has been substantial winnings in connection to a potentilally illicit betting ring within the confines of an Institution known as AnswerBank.
In the days ahead, I shall be conducting extensive interviews with potential suspects and beneficiaries and, just as with the News of the World, I shall consider bringing in Inspector Knacker of Scotland Yard.
You shall hear further and meanwhile I shall be contacting the site Editor about my concerns.