Getting into Heaven

[craft1948]

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and
caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got
40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to
choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just
the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'







'No, the gates'.

[snags]

;-p

[Jemisa]

Good one craft. - 8/10

jem

[mrs.chappie]

That's a good 'un.