This had to be item of the week on Ebay!

mrs_overall | 14:47 Sun 17th Apr 2011 | ChatterBank

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk...cfa4c4#ht_6502wt_1141

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boxtops

That's not the same bloke as was selling the wetsuit, is it?!

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mrs_overall

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No, wetsuit man was in Cornwall - this guy is from Middlesbrough

Jan1957

That's brilliant mrs o. He sounds like a right nutter.

mollykins

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Update, Tuesday 12th April: < I like this colour I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass. Also worth mentioning that this car runs on petrol which can be bought at 'petrol stations', if you are unfamiliar with these then ask someone for directions to a place that sells over priced cold sausage rolls.

I can confirm that the petrol low light works, it just came on.

Also I just took delivery of a docking station for my laptop, the box it came in is surplus to requirements as I have plenty of other empty boxes. I will include this box in the sale at no extra cost. Finally for today, I think a pound coin fell out of my Bermuda shorts and has lodged itself somewhere under the drivers seat, if I don't find it before the car sells you can have this too. Dont be disappointed if its only 50p though, it sounded like a pound but could have been a 50."

mollykins

"I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job slapping paint on with his flip flops." PMSL for real this time

boxtops

molly, why have you copied out tracts of the description that we've all read for ourselves?

mollykins

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Any inspection, test drive, pretend flight is more than welcome. If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engines noises but there will be an additional fee for this. I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if that is your thing."

was this for real? OMFG I thought it was some random website made to look like ebay but I could click on proper ebay icons such as myebay and it came up with my (well my mums actually) user area!!!!!!!

mollykins

Cos some people can never be bothered to read through links, i usually can't unless I see some interesting comments.

boxtops

Yes molly, that's why mrs.O posted it. Please don't copy any more, we all ready and laughed already.

boxtops

I think you're wrong molly - I;ve read every bit of it, why wouldn't others, why do you have to do it for them?