Birth Control

[Jemisa]

I was talking to my neighbour over the garden fence,
She said to me "Whats the best form of birth control after fifty?"
I told her 'Nudity'

jem

[milly143]

Oh, I thought this was going to be a question where I could waste a good 20 minutes of my night telling someone else all about my history of the pill.

[Jemisa]

Awww! sorry Milly, but tell me it made you smile. :o)

jem

[MichaelZZ]

I always say to my OH when she is parading about the house in a state of undress,"Come away from that window! The neighbours will think I married you for your money."

[boxtops]

Jem, if this is a joke, it should be in the jokes section - once again I clicked on the heading, taking it for a serious post. (It's not true anyway, sex after fifty is excellent stuff!)

[Jemisa]

boxtops, Is it have a go at jem day?? - I'm off to have some brekky. (flounce)

jem

[boxtops]

Not intentionally jem, only that the two jokes I've seen today have been in the "serious" topics, not the jokes. Perhaps it's me that needs the breakfast!