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my turn today
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I'm off to the seaside , will return later with all the fascinating details.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.the little un needed the toilet, so we went into the crappy shopping centre.
I overheard a woman on her phone.
"i'm missing you already mwah, mwah,..................................I'm missing you more fluffy wuffy ,............ love you bunny bye flumty wumpty."
I thought awww, he must have gone away working or maybe he was in the army and was on his way back to Afghanistan or summat.
But no.....almost as soon as she had finished her telephone conversation, fluffy fcuking wuffy turned up .
"did you find any shoes darling? " she asked.
I culd have slapped the Snags with a wet piece of cod.
I overheard a woman on her phone.
"i'm missing you already mwah, mwah,..................................I'm missing you more fluffy wuffy ,............ love you bunny bye flumty wumpty."
I thought awww, he must have gone away working or maybe he was in the army and was on his way back to Afghanistan or summat.
But no.....almost as soon as she had finished her telephone conversation, fluffy fcuking wuffy turned up .
"did you find any shoes darling? " she asked.
I culd have slapped the Snags with a wet piece of cod.